Annoying ppl who don't realize they annoy you...

Before I start into my daily rant, please see nasty Joke my friend Jen from school told me today...(not for the faint of heart...or prude)

Q- Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
A- Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?! (Oh gawd the visual!!!)


Ok, now on to the real deal here... so yeah there's a coworker of mine, let's call him Fudd, that doesn't read my nonverbals very well... I mean have you ever been so deep into work that you are in the zone! You are drafting up reports and sending out emails quickly and efficiently. You know you will go home actually feeling good about yourself knowing you are fuckin awesome and doing a kick ass job and no one can stop you!.. well you haven't met Fudd.

Fudd thinks he's a god only because his branch of service tells him so. For some reason, I feel like he's one of those ppl that need everyone to like them. I am polite to him when I am not busy. I will ask about him and his family, or be like, "yeah, Fudd, I have time for a swash-buckling tale!" But Fudd does it ALL.THE.TIME!!!!!

He likes to bother me... I feel like it's just me and he doesn't see that I'm busy. He doesn't read my nonverbals or see in my eyes the temper I have restrained. So today, I'm talking to one of my Hello Kitty soulmates about "GIRL" things, and he just walks in and sits down. I'm like well let me go make this phone call (understood receiver of the call was my gyno), and Fudd is like who? I'm like no one... what I really wanted to say was none of your damn business. Like seriously... do you have to come in and be nosy to everyone??? I don't want you to know anything about me other than what I choose to share with you. OMG I can't wait to leave this place and the ppl who feel like I need to like them because apparently EVERYONE likes them. Get over it. You're like 30 something years old.

Why are ppl like this? Honestly, I don't lose sleep at night if someone doesn't like me. I'm like ok and keep it moving. There's a certain someone who isn't to me and the reasons why are understandable, but we both still sleep at night. I understand they just need time and space.. done and done. But Fudd doesn't read my nonverbals, but unlike the other individual, I can't just come out and say what I really think because that will result in some paperwork.

But why are these types of ppl blind to the obvious? Does he not want to believe that out of 10 ppl, 1 doesn't like him? I mean thats life right, folks? Not everyone is gonna like you so do a stiff upper British lip and keep calm and carry on??? Isn't that what's supposed to happen??? UGH is it February yet????? Is there a nice way to tell someone to fuck off?